Saturday, July 01, 2006

Dating Advice from Glenn

Last night I met up with Glenn and some of his friends at Suite, the fabulous gay bar up near Columbia University.

Since Glenn is an experienced relationship guy and I am chronically single, he gave me some advice.

1: Don't say to guys you've just met, "I have two pussies."

2: Establish clearly on my blog that I have no aspirations whatsoever to turn into "Crazy Cat Lady." I am stopping at two.

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Glenn also has written a fantastic meditation on faith and (self-) righteous indignation: "The opposite of faith is not doubt; the opposite of faith is certainty."

10 comments:

  1. It takes a bit more than two cats to turn into Crazy Cat Lady, surely?

    That said, Andy, I wonder if having a picture of her on your blog mayn't be counter-productive ...

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  2. Two pussies? Oy vey. Yeah, that should go over well! :)

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  3. Anonymous11:30 PM

    Missed the Sunday Photo Blog this week. Hope you had a good weekend!

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  4. Anonymous6:59 AM

    The Very Reverend Alan Jones, Dean of Grace Cathedral in San Francisco ... , wrote "The opposite of faith is not doubt; the opposite of faith is certainty."

    (To attribute correctly.) (I think the cats are distracting you again ;). )

    Yes, to all parts of your post. And Tony's comment too ;).

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  5. I haven't run into you yet, but if I do I'll be sure to introduce you to my big brother. He's straight, but he is a handsome devil. :)

    By the way, I went to St. Patrick's for mass yesterday- with a church like that I don't see how Catholics get such a bad rap around here.

    Anyways, I'll be leaving NY today, but I haven't been sworn at yet, even in the Bronx! I love New York!

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  6. I want to know what the other bits of advice were!

    And when you say "Glenn is an experienced relationship guy," does that mean he's been in a stable, committed relationship for years, or he's been in lots of short relationships?

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  7. Glenn has been partnered for (I think he said) 2.5 years with a hot and smart, if Canadian, boyfriend.

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  8. Anonymous4:08 PM

    If you're having some relationship issues, I suggest you check out econfidant.com. They're usually pretty good at giving out advice and resources.

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  9. Can they tell me which Manhattan gay bars attract 30-something Sean Astin lookalikes who like to be home by 10 p.m.? (Also, they must like cats.)

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  10. Anonymous2:49 AM

    (I suspect you might have to try some gay bars outside of Manhattan--home by 10????)

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