I went card-shopping for a friend who's having her birthday party tonight. (I hope she doesn't read this until tomorrow!)
Have you ever noticed how hard it is to find a GOOD birthday card? They're all so terrible. So I decided to just run with that trend and pick out a card that was spectacularly inappropriate and hope she gets the joke: it's Darth Vader wishing you "a most impressive" birthday. That has to be the lamest card you could get an exceptionally attractive, über-talented 20-something woman currently skyrocketing her way to operatic stardom. I signed it, "May the Force Be With You."
I got in line to pay and there was a pretty girl ahead of me who gave me a nice smile. I showed her the card and said, "Do you think my girlfriend will like this?"
"Umm...is she a Star Wars fan?"
"No," I said, as cluelessly as I could.
"She'll love it," the girl said supportively.