Last night as I was hopping between bars downtown, a car pulled up along side of me and a woman leaned out the window and yelled, "YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THOSE JEANS!!!" (My New York friends know which jeans she's talking about, too.)
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Is it good or bad that I do that kind of thing ;)?
You drive around Portland drunk, hang out your car window and scream compliments at gay men? I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with it, it's just an odd hobby. I mean, when I do it, it's different.
It's possible her hobby is not to scream compliments at gay men specifically... you know, some straight women don't realize individuals are gay until it's explained to us with graphs, charts, and a slide show presentation. We don't all have gaydar - it could be that you just looked hot.
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Is it good or bad that I do that kind of thing ;)?
For the non-New Yorkers among us, which jeans were they?
You drive around Portland drunk, hang out your car window and scream compliments at gay men? I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with it, it's just an odd hobby. I mean, when I do it, it's different.
If she had gaydar, would the car driving by produce a Doppler effect?
It's possible her hobby is not to scream compliments at gay men specifically... you know, some straight women don't realize individuals are gay until it's explained to us with graphs, charts, and a slide show presentation. We don't all have gaydar - it could be that you just looked hot.
What's odd about it? This is a typical Tuesday night for me.
Heh ;).
I meant that I randomly compliment strangers.
(It very rarely involves yelling our my car window ;). )
And hey, in her defense, this IS Portland. Just because you are gay doesn't mean you might not be open to experimenting ... everyone else seems to be!
She should have commented on how nice your ass looks in those jeans.
Silly woman.
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