Monday, May 29, 2006

What Would Jesus Google?

Apparently I am the number one link when you do a Yahoo search for "seeing God orgasm."

10 comments:

little-cicero said...

Wow, I can see why you aren't offended by the thought of Jesus masturbating if you proposed that God would orgasm. I personally believe that you'll be judged more harshly for your blasphemy than for your homosexuality, but it's really not for me to speculate. If it's any consolation, were it up to me you would go to heaven- but you would sit a while in purgatory with nothing but Ayn Rand essays to read while you think about what you've said. (:

Time said...

It's 10:25pm CT - Youv'e dropped to 25th. Seems people are rushing to elaborate on this topic.

Robert Bayn said...

HAHA, that's funny andy.

I wouldn't worry to much about God being upset about that, i think he has a sense of humor, look who he puts in charge!

chiron said...

HI ANDY. RE: Your comment. Yes I'm inactive for so many reasons some of which I can't even name. Here's one: my old friends from HS have found my blog ... a month before the class reunion ... one wrote that she was touched by the story of my dad (renee fleming) and mom (chalk artist) ... so I guess I want the blog to remain as is for a while ... to let those stories saturate the new readership ... plus there's the deer-in-the-headlights shock of meeting old friends ... I still have questions for you ... more soon.

SailRacer said...

The real question is "what was the person who entered that search string thinking?

Matthew said...

A) some of the searches people get up to are so left field it's beyond belief

B) how your blog should rank first in such a search's results is both curious and off-putting at the same time

LOL.

Jesus Christ said...
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Jesus Christ said...

I was thinking I'm stuck searching for some interesting info, but I'm jesus Christ and I should not be setting a bad example looking up sex. So I asked Google what I should be googling

Jesus Christ said...

I was thinking I'm stuck searching for some interesting info, but I'm jesus Christ and I should not be setting a bad example looking up sex. So I asked Google what I should be googling