Ummm...turns out, not so much.
Which prompts me to recall a classic Simpsons episode from the 5th season, "The Last Temptation of Homer."
Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: [crying] We're going to have sex.
Mindy: Oh, well, we don't have to.
Homer: Yes we do. The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well, desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet.