Sunday, April 02, 2006

Nuclear Family

Last night I was at a party with my pals (Doomed to Flail, Fabulous Jackass, Glennalicious, Morbid Optimist, Tin Man, Useless! Worthless! Insipid! and other assorted boyfriends and hangers-on: mwah, I love you guys!) and I was sharing the story of the recently discovered gossip-item that my father's father is not who we thought he was.

Friend: "So, you're a bastard?"

Me: "No, I'm a grandbastard."

2 comments:

Jess said...

More like, "a cute bastard" (a compliment in my corner of the world, in case that was unclear). :)

Quinn said...

A grand and glorious bastard.