Thursday, January 11, 2007

Sly, or Just Pathetic? You Decide.

Today I agreed to set up a meeting with a salesman just because he sounded hot on the phone.

17 comments:

TomN said...

I'd do it. Most people don't sound hot over the phone!

not little cicero said...

Sounds pretty gay to me. :)

The Law Fairy said...

Smart move. When someone is whispering sweet nothings into your ear, you want it to come from a HOT voice. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. Will you buy from him if he offers you a blow job?

little-cicero said...

Thanks anonymous. I was afraid of making yet another frustrating comment on this blog, but with that you have lowered the bar to such a point that I can no longer fathom a comment shocking enough to raise an eyebrow!

Gino said...

i'm sure i do not want to know what he is selling.

Matthew said...

Um, well, pathetic is such a strong word...

;-)

The Law Fairy said...

anon, if it were me I would have to hold off deciding until after the blowjob. If he's no good, why would I waste my money on crappy stuff I don't need?

Anonymous said...

SLY!

Now ... details, details, details! Want to know all about the meeting.

Elizabeth said...

And some people who sound hot on the phone aren't.

I dunno. What makes any of us attracted to anyone else? I'm not sure it was a good reason to go ahead and solicit his sales, but I'm also not sure what is a "good enough reason" to try to get closer to someone.

But then I've been out of the market for these last 17 1/2 years of marriage, plus 1 1/2 years before that. I have officially passed into old fogey-dom in terms of knowing how to pursue the object of your desire.

Don said...

that's actually how I got my current job.

Brent said...

It's how I bought my Costco membership

little-cicero said...

I would listen to him if he was willing to listen to one of my diatribes. The only thing that beats verbal masturbation is verbal masturbation with a partner!

Andy said...

LC:...nah, too easy.

Everyone else: and the results of the meeting? Meh. Next.

Stephanie Woodling said...

Sly

steve chapman said...

Well fortunately there is always a NEXT.

Hopefully soon for you Andy...

Anonymous said...

"Seek and you shall find."

You are a GREAT "find"!