Monday, August 11, 2008

Because the Sanctity of Marriage Needs Defending From the Gays...

You can't make this stuff up. Well, I guess you could, but you'd have to be brilliant. From the Oregonian:

Clackamas rape report turns out to be consensual bondage

by The Oregonian
Thursday August 07, 2008, 11:00 AM

CLACKAMAS -- A man and woman arrested Wednesday night in a reported rape turned out to be engaging in consensual bondage sex after meeting through a Craigslist on-line bulletin board.

Detective Jim Strovink, Clackamas County sheriff's spokesman, said a homeless woman spotted the couple and called police, believing the bound woman was being raped. When deputies arrived, the couple ran.

Deputies then called a K-9 unit and used tracking dogs to catch the couple -- fully clothed. The couple, a Milwaukie man and a Portland woman, were booked into the Clackamas County Jail on accusations of public indecency, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass.

The man told deputies he ran because he didn't want his wife to find out.

7 comments:

Jeff said...

But don't you see? Teh Gay Marriage made them do it!

Jade said...

*rolling eyes* Could one of them not take out a little bit of cash and get a hotel room?

tully said...

I think you're moralizing a bit, Andy. For all we know this could have strengthened their marriages, making them seek a more wholesome love and comfort in their "legitimate" spouses after this experience. The man says himself that he ran from the scene to protect his marriage.

All this moralizing just so you can undermine the role of bondage and role-playing in the healthy, heterosexual marriages that God intended, that are the very foundation of civilization.

You disgust me! Next you degenerates will try to take away the right to enrich our heterosexual marriages by making love to our pets and livestock, all for the sake of your gay agenda!

Joel said...

HA!

N. English said...

Don't the police realize that by tracking them with a K9 unit, they just upped the fantasy for them?

Really, the police ought to not participate in this sort of thing...

Jess said...

Oh, those crazy Oregonians! This is why we New Yorkers are fearful when we are out your way! Too many wild people!

Quinn said...

I had no idea Clackamas was so kinky!