When I was in kindergarten, I had a horrible teacher.
Students were required to bring something in for Show & Tell. I decided I'd bring in my stuffed elephant, Bart. (Technically, BART, named after the Bay Area Rapid Transit.)
Ms. Kusmal asked me what Bart ate.
I thought I would play along and cheerfully responded, "Peanut butter!"
Then Ms. Kusmal made me stay in at recess for "being silly."