I found this in my in-box tonight and had to open it because the subject heading read:
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Well, I just had to know what that was about. So I opened it up and was disappointed to read,
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That wasn't very interesting. But...the words were all spaced out at random intervals, and as I looked closely, I could just barely make out more text in the faintest of grey fonts. Hmmm. So I clicked and dragged the cursor over the email and highlighted everything, just like those coloring books where you used to have to scribble that funny white no-ink pen over the page in order to make the picture appear. And then, voila. Some truly outstanding prose.
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I mean, aside from slight overkill on the word "cuddly," this is brilliant. I'm going to start reading all my spam!
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2 comments:
Someone needs to get out of the house a bit more! ;)
It's true, I did spend the entire weekend at home.
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