Friday, August 12, 2005

Deep Thought Fridays

Okay, after the last couple days I decided it was time to lighten up.

Two of Bremerhaven Zoo's gay humboldt penguins /Europics

A penguin walks into a department store and sees a beautiful display of bright, shiny cylindrical objects. He waddles over to the salesman and squawks, "Hey, what's that?"

The salesman says, "Why, it's a thermos."

The penguin says, "What's it do?"

The salesman says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Wow!" exclaims the penguin in delight.

When he comes home to the zoo from his day of shopping, his same-sex domestic partner says, "Whatcha got there?"

"This? Why, it's a thermos."

"Oh. What does it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Neat. Got anything in it?"

"Yes. Coffee, and a popsicle."


Matthew said...

Thanks Andy, something to smile about...

Tin Man said...

Or, rather, lukewarm popsicle-flavored coffee.


But very cute.

Courtney said...

Where do I sign up to petition to put Gay Penguin on the ballot? That's just what this country needs.

Joel said...

How completely adorable!

I love penguins, both the stuffed and hockey playing kind.

Thanks for the laugh.

Andy said...

Joel: don't like real penguins?

Joel said...

Andy, that goes without saying!

(Ummm, I admit as soon as I posted my comment, I realised how it sounded ... but I am going on record now saying: I LOVE real penguins, most of all!)


Jess said...

Such a silly boy you are!

Anonymous said...

I love it! I think you know the penguins are my favorite exhibit at the C.P. Zoo. I'll be there next April to see them...