A penguin walks into a department store and sees a beautiful display of bright, shiny cylindrical objects. He waddles over to the salesman and squawks, "Hey, what's that?"
The salesman says, "Why, it's a thermos."
The penguin says, "What's it do?"
The salesman says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Wow!" exclaims the penguin in delight.
When he comes home to the zoo from his day of shopping, his same-sex domestic partner says, "Whatcha got there?"
"This? Why, it's a thermos."
"Oh. What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Neat. Got anything in it?"
"Yes. Coffee, and a popsicle."
7 comments:
Thanks Andy, something to smile about...
Or, rather, lukewarm popsicle-flavored coffee.
Ick?
But very cute.
How completely adorable!
I love penguins, both the stuffed and hockey playing kind.
Thanks for the laugh.
Joel: Ummm...you don't like real penguins?
Andy, that goes without saying!
(Ummm, I admit as soon as I posted my comment, I realised how it sounded ... but I am going on record now saying: I LOVE real penguins, most of all!)
:)
Such a silly boy you are!
I love it! I think you know the penguins are my favorite exhibit at the C.P. Zoo. I'll be there next April to see them...
JF
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