Saturday, July 01, 2006

Dating Advice from Glenn

Last night I met up with Glenn and some of his friends at Suite, the fabulous gay bar up near Columbia University.

Since Glenn is an experienced relationship guy and I am chronically single, he gave me some advice.

1: Don't say to guys you've just met, "I have two pussies."

2: Establish clearly on my blog that I have no aspirations whatsoever to turn into "Crazy Cat Lady." I am stopping at two.

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Glenn also has written a fantastic meditation on faith and (self-) righteous indignation: "The opposite of faith is not doubt; the opposite of faith is certainty."

11 comments:

Robert Bayn said...

Isn't it a bit to late on the cat thing?

Anthony said...

It takes a bit more than two cats to turn into Crazy Cat Lady, surely?

That said, Andy, I wonder if having a picture of her on your blog mayn't be counter-productive ...

Jess said...

Two pussies? Oy vey. Yeah, that should go over well! :)

Anonymous said...

Missed the Sunday Photo Blog this week. Hope you had a good weekend!

kr pdx said...

The Very Reverend Alan Jones, Dean of Grace Cathedral in San Francisco ... , wrote "The opposite of faith is not doubt; the opposite of faith is certainty."

(To attribute correctly.) (I think the cats are distracting you again ;). )

Yes, to all parts of your post. And Tony's comment too ;).

little-cicero said...

I haven't run into you yet, but if I do I'll be sure to introduce you to my big brother. He's straight, but he is a handsome devil. :)

By the way, I went to St. Patrick's for mass yesterday- with a church like that I don't see how Catholics get such a bad rap around here.

Anyways, I'll be leaving NY today, but I haven't been sworn at yet, even in the Bronx! I love New York!

Matthew said...

I want to know what the other bits of advice were!

And when you say "Glenn is an experienced relationship guy," does that mean he's been in a stable, committed relationship for years, or he's been in lots of short relationships?

Andy said...

Glenn has been partnered for (I think he said) 2.5 years with a hot and smart, if Canadian, boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

If you're having some relationship issues, I suggest you check out econfidant.com. They're usually pretty good at giving out advice and resources.

Andy said...

Can they tell me which Manhattan gay bars attract 30-something Sean Astin lookalikes who like to be home by 10 p.m.? (Also, they must like cats.)

kr pdx said...

(I suspect you might have to try some gay bars outside of Manhattan--home by 10????)