From CNN, "the most trusted name in news," the folks who brought us an hour of Paris Hilton on Larry King:
Britney Spears Makes Bizarre Apology
Apparently in February she attacked a paparazzo's car with an umbrella. On Wednesday she finally apologized, saying she was "preparing my character for a roll [sic] in a movie" and "got a little carried away."
I can't believe someone finally optioned Mary Poppins 2: The Revenge.