So I happened to be doing laundry in the basement today at the same time as my upstairs neighbor. At one point he exclaimed, "OMG, the hottest fireman knocked on my door on Thursday night!"
So you should have dragged the neighbor back to your place, turned off the lights (so you each could pretend the other was the fireman) and re-enact the events with special embellishment. ;)
You are a terrible mommy! If you had any sense, you'd contact Congress immediately and ask them to stop funding trash like Sesame Street. It is inappropriate for a popular children's character like Elmo to say he "loves" firemen; that is the kind of "code" talk the anti-faith liberals use to advance the homosexual agenda and destabilize the families. ; )
Speaking of firemen calendars, have you seen the PRIEST calendars you can get in Italy? Now THAT'S bizarre. (But I have to say, if my priest looked like some of those guys, I would go more often. Mea culpa!)
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So you should have dragged the neighbor back to your place, turned off the lights (so you each could pretend the other was the fireman) and re-enact the events with special embellishment. ;)
What do you propose we do? Lie on our backs with our ankles in the air and wait for a miracle?
You are a terrible mommy! If you had any sense, you'd contact Congress immediately and ask them to stop funding trash like Sesame Street. It is inappropriate for a popular children's character like Elmo to say he "loves" firemen; that is the kind of "code" talk the anti-faith liberals use to advance the homosexual agenda and destabilize the families. ; )
Speaking of firemen calendars, have you seen the PRIEST calendars you can get in Italy? Now THAT'S bizarre. (But I have to say, if my priest looked like some of those guys, I would go more often. Mea culpa!)
Awww...
Well, how would we know if they're btm or top?
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