I happen to be a Tolkien fan, it's true, and I'm also a fan of Peter Jackson's movies. But this pervasive belief that I have a thing for three-foot seven curly-headed guys with size 15 hairy feet is not really accurate. It's just that the actors who played the four principal hobbits in the films are all so darn cute.
Exactly.
First there's the adorable Billy Boyd. Even if you're not necessarily into the slight build and the thinning hair, there's his infectious smile and hypnotic Scottish accent.
Do you think Billy's sexy? You can vote your opinion on this site. If this pic doesn't do it for you, the one on the link might change your mind. Sign me up for second breakfast please. Also elevensies, lunch, dinner, supper and afternoon tea.
Then of course there's Dominic Monaghan, currently breaking hearts on the hit show Lost. Yeah, pretty cute.
He looks like a dirty boy, doesn't he? Personally, I also like him when he's nice and clean, like in these pics here.
Everyone who knows me knows that my favorite is cuddly-looking Sean Astin. I know most people don't get this, but to me he just seems like such a sweet, mellow all-around good guy. Plus we all know I'm not really into skinny boys. And he's a Democratic activist!
Sigh. He wasn't always a portly hobbit, you know. Need proof?
So lastly that brings us to Elijah Wood. Nothing against Elijah. I mean, he's just kind of petite; not just short, but "small." Also he is what I would call "pretty." And I'm not really into "pretty." But then I discovered this picture:
Hello. Yes, he's still petite and pretty, but...this pic has some attitude. Mmmm. And then I discovered a website devoted to evidence that Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch a few selected scenes from Return of the King now.
7 comments:
Yes, there's some definite cuteness going on there. Even if I didn't see it, that doesn't matter. If it works for you, that's what matters. I believe it was Plato who said, "whatever floats your boat." ;)
Where did you find those pics of Dom? DAMN those are hot
Yeah, I thought Bloom was a pretty hot elf. In fact, I remember thinking the first time I saw "Fellowship" when Legolas first appeared, "Hmm, this movie just got a WHOLE lot better." I thought he was actually pretty good in the recent "Kingdom of Heaven," but somehow to me he still looks best in long blond hair, even though on guys I tend to avoid blonds and have never before been attracted to long hair. Maybe it's the ears?
I like Orlando Bloom when he's onscreen, but everything I've seen of him off-screen point to him being a dick, which isn't cool.
Actually, I'm quite smitten with Elijah Wood. I've seen that pic you've posted of him before, and it took a good few minutes to wipe-up all the drool. ;-)
dominic's ass is awesome
I'm glad to see no-one's put in a claim for Billy Boyd - my friend Kris'd have a fit. She's long claimed to have him in her bedroom cupboard, though to what purposes I wouldn't like to say ...
I'll get excommunicated for this, but who cares: "Lord of the rings" does absolutely nothing for me.
Yo peoples- listen, i don't care who else has claimed him... billy is MINE!!! ; )
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