Monday, July 04, 2005

Major Media Outlet Seeks Graphic Designer

Dear CNN,

Thank you for giving prominence on your webpage to this recent development concerning gay marriage.

But, what the hell is this?

story.gay.church.jpg


I mean, it looks like The Phantom Church is attacking the double wedding of two same-sex restroom sign couples by hurling springform pans at a watermelon flavored wedding cake.

Worst. Graphic. Ever.

Sincerely,

The Gays

10 comments:

Jess said...

Well, at least it's good news, even if you do have a point about the graphic. :)

Anonymous said...

it looks like the two dudes are doing the macarena

p.p. said...

...or the chicken dance.

Steve said...

Your description is pretty much what I was thinking. But, it's as if they made the church to look somewhat evil and foreboding. Does the church not like springform pans? Oh. (Shhhh. I think it's us.)

Andy said...

I know, it's totally, "Look out, it's a church!" Sheesh.

Courtney said...

Springform pans are an abomination and are forbidden in Leviticus. Read your damn Bible, people!

Andy said...

Note: Courtney is referring to the New Betty Crocker International Version, which differs in some significant respects from other translations.

Joel said...

Those cakes look like they are made of play-doh. Maybe the springform pans are metaphorical statements about the bottom dropping out of the world if we the gays infiltrate the churches with our matching pink tuxes ...Nah, probably not ...just bad graphics.

Cory said...

dwan be busting on cooking!

Andy said...

Cory: I do love your blog, I'm so excited you commented! But..what?