I'm Not Dead, Just Bored

God, remember when I used to write four posts a day?

I'm still here, just for the past couple of days I haven't wanted to say anything. (Fine, fine, go ahead and dig through my archives and find that post I wrote making fun of the people who blogged, "I can't think of anything to say.")

Here's pretty much everything that's been on my mind lately:

Sandra Day, now that you're leaving, I just have one thing I've always wanted to say: I hate your dickey.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow. Here's hoping I find some inspiration.