MANHATTAN MAN ATTACKED BY GIANT OCTOPUS: No, just kidding. It's my acupuncture hickeys. Seriously, though, on my way home from work I thought to myself, if I died in some kind of freak accident, the coroner would probably look at me and conclude that I had been participating in some kind of bizarre sex ritual. Good thing I don't have to do any go-go dancing this week.
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HA! Non-stop guffawing over here. "...more caca than cocoa". I hear Dr. Hibbert's voice when reading, "Well, that doesn't sound right," and "What? That's ridiculous."
You're brilliant! I'm so glad I didn't let dial-up deter me from reading this!
-Steph
Andy darling -
Does this accupressure involve "cupping"? The picture reminds me of one taken of Gwyneth Paltrow when she had a backful of welts from a recent cupping session (until she explained what they were, there was lots of speculation - including some sort of weird S&M practice).
Great blogsite!
-Max
Yeah, I think that's exactly what it was. I tried to do a search on the internet to see if I could come up with the Chinese name for the technique so that I could really impress everyone with my superior intelligence, but...I failed. The marks are still there, by the way. Note to self: do not let him do this to you during beach season.
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